肥肥的MVP杨贵妃!?

大件事啦!钢牙松鼠才买来的《学海》即被分尸!抢第一张的就是我们5SD最‘尽责’的红肩带人。他昨天已对第二页-《花园》的主角-雪婷‘小妹妹’一见钟情。 这个令丘尹神昏颠倒女生,我认为啦,要看,看头就够了,身体可以用手遮住。是很漂亮。头发,眼睛,眉毛,鼻子,嘴巴,牙齿,没有耳朵……(我不像跳高鼠那么厉害用形容词)……唉呀,总之是很漂亮。要看就买第421期《学海》。 手 拿开。Walau够高咯,比高婆婆还高,15岁173cm哩!不过身材嘛~62kg恐怖咯,多我13kg,酱重一定飞不起。以大家的标准,算胖了!女生 62kg,开玩笑,不正常呀!不过那个傻瓜BMI指数却说正常。丘尹和支持他的哈巴狗拼命为MVP女孩说好话,疯狂到拿着报纸遇人就问美不美。 为了她肥不肥的事,闹了一整天,要打架酿。阿发兄认为,这种女孩只有他配得上,臀部大要配SpareTayar和游泳圈。站在正常方的茹姐则认为MVP女孩的体重与她不相伯仲,所以两个都算瘦。 大家还请了几位老师当评审,但他们都偏向正常方。我很怀疑这个郭雪婷用了什么方式贿赂了老师。 “敢讲我肥看,我拿篮球丢你‘打肿脸皮充胖子’!”

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做不成神……逃不过做菜的宿命?

Walau A!卡乔鸟今天真的是超不爽!昨天数学幼稚到半死,满分的巴仙率高达99.9%,今天下课炒饭+干捞,吃得饱饱的,好期待喔,4年没拿过满分了…… Wahliu A!考卷回来,一条线不够圆,太直了,扣一分…… Wahpiang A!考29分还要给丘尹和哈巴狗炸。一个说我输给长气猫是耻辱;令一个以恶心的笑声笑我和跳高鼠的差劲,他很爽,没有做功课又满分。 唉,做神不得,只好又做菜了。

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March 2005

转自 http://superpoh.20m.com/birdnest/birdmain.html 26 March 2005 – Saturday – Sunny Our school had a band concert, we went to support our friends like Sipidoman, Gallen, and Bulldog. Kacaubird and Itchy bought two cup of wheatgrass water. Not nice to drink. Kacaubird managed to drink finished his drink, but Itchy can’t. So, we play a ‘game’. We

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February 2005

转自  http://superpoh.20m.com/birdnest/birdmain.html 21 February 2005 – Monday – Cloudy A mouse in 4SD! A little mouse appeared in our class this morning. (Don’t know why) We frenzied chasing the mouse in the classroom, caused a lot of noise. We shut the door just not to let the mouse get off. The mouse acted very fast,

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